Free tools

Tools for the part nobody enjoys

Choosing the gift is the easy half. The hard half is the sentence that goes with it, staring at an empty message box at half past eleven the night before. These are for that.

Wish generator

597 lines for birthdays, Raksha Bandhan, anniversaries, apologies and proposals — filtered by who you're writing to and the tone you want, five at a time. Every one was written by hand for a page on this site, and each result tells you which page.

Open the generator

Birthday countdown

Days, hours, minutes and seconds to the next birthday, ticking in your own timezone. It counts to midnight, because midnight is when everyone else starts sending messages.

Start a countdown

Age calculator

Exact age in years, months and days, plus the total days lived. Handles the month-end and leap-day cases most calculators quietly disagree about, and says which convention it picked.

Work out an age

Anniversary calculator

How long you've been together, when the next anniversary falls, and the next round number of days — the one that isn't already in everybody's calendar.

Count the days

What gets built here

A tool earns a page here if it answers something a person actually needs at the moment they need it, and if the answer is true. That rules out a fair amount of what this kind of site usually ships — a love calculator is a random number wearing a percentage sign, and we won't pretend otherwise. Everything here ends with the same offer: take the words, and if you want, put them in something they open.