Gift design
Roast a friend through a pirate's spyglass
Five pictures of them, each swimming into focus with a caption.
Board the ship, raise the spyglass, and turn the focus ring — each picture swims into view.
The one gift here that isn't sentimental. A ship's deck, a brass spyglass, and up to five pictures of your friend waiting behind it.
They look through and turn the focus ring by dragging. Each picture blurs into sharpness in turn, with whatever you wrote about it underneath.
What happens when they open it
- 1
Pick up the spyglass
A tap on the deck and the view narrows to the barrel of the scope.
- 2
Turn the focus
Drag horizontally anywhere on the screen. Each picture resolves in turn — one gesture, five reveals.
- 3
A closing line
Whatever you want to say once the joke has landed.
Who it suits
- The friend who'd be embarrassed by anything sincere
- A birthday roast between people who insult each other affectionately
- Friendship Day, if a heartfelt message would get you mocked
Worth knowing
- You supply the pictures — your own photos of your own friend. That keeps the joke specific, which is what makes it funny.
Occasions it's offered for
- Friendship Day Gift Ideas Online: Send a Roast, Not a Forward
- 7 Digital Surprise Ideas for Your Boyfriend (Free & Instant)
Send this one
Write your message, get a link, send it however you'd send any link. It's free, it takes about five minutes, and neither of you needs an account.
Make a pirate spyglass